hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math


 
 

 

 

(Source: lenmanas)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(Source: emmiriikka)

centifolias:

take me to an art museum and stroke my hair and tell me im the prettiest thing in the room

officialunitedstates:

there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks.  cops cant stop me.  not this time

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl)

monobeartheater:

rairatrio:

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

um… no?

(Source: wormparty)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

(Source: rampagedelite)

(Source: frenums)