daverdad:

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

oh my fucking god

untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

(Source: wineforthree)

The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

image

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i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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tonyabbot:

sure i’ll check out your blog

*checks tagged/me*

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burghers:

wow having a mutual crush… wonder what that’s like

chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

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veganweedsoup:

nonmono-perspective:

And above we see one of the few non-slut-shaming bisexual jokes ever made in television history.

we have to put our trust in to bob’s burgers, people

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